If astrology is like sex, astrologers are like prostitutes.

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

— Merle Kessler

“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”

— Bauvard

All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes

— Tom Waits

“Boxers, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.”

— Irish" Wayne Kelly

“A sex worker deserves a billion times more respect, than the mystical fraudsters of the society, such as astrologers, psychics and tarot card readers.”

— Abhijit Naskar

It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The…

— Arthur C. Clarke

Millionaires don't have astrologers, billionaires do.

— J. P. Morgan

Astrology ... makes vague predictions that can always be adapted after the fact to fit observations, as we'll see. Astrologers don't seek causes at…

— Phil Plait

Astrologers are agreed that the squiggles called a horoscope contain some sort of message to be decoded...

— Dennis Elwell

Large countries act like a gangster, and small countries always always behave like prostitutes.

— Mak_786

The greatest nations have all acted like gangsters and the smallest like prostitutes.

— Stanley Kubrick

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.

— Stanley Kubrick

God created astrologers to make pollsters look accurate.

— John Kasich

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

How much luckier than all the rest of mankind are the astrologers who, if they tell one truth among a hundred lies, obtain so…

— Francesco Guicciardini