The chief function of stock-market forecasters is to make…

“He would joke that “stock-market forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.”

— Jonathan Clements

“Astrologers should look at things in new ways; try out new ideas, hold on to what is workable (and provable); but let go of…

— Rosemary Peel

Economics exists to make astrology look respectable.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.

— P. G. Wodehouse

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

— John Kenneth Galbraith

“in describing the “virgin Daughter of Babylon wrote: Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries, which you have labored…

— John Price

Make then your forecasts, my lords Astrologers, with your slavish physicians, by means of those astrolabes with which you seek to discern the fantastic…

— Giordano Bruno

Astrology ... makes vague predictions that can always be adapted after the fact to fit observations, as we'll see. Astrologers don't seek causes at…

— Phil Plait

I used to believe that the number eight is unlucky for me and would even avoid anything that would add up to 8 -…

— Emraan Hashmi

Millionaires don't have astrologers, billionaires do.

— J. P. Morgan

Astrologers were greatly impressed, and misled, by what they believed to be confirming evidence-so much so that they were quite unimpressed by any unfavorable…

— Karl Popper

God created astrologers to make pollsters look accurate.

— John Kasich

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Astrologers are agreed that the squiggles called a horoscope contain some sort of message to be decoded...

— Dennis Elwell

How much luckier than all the rest of mankind are the astrologers who, if they tell one truth among a hundred lies, obtain so…

— Francesco Guicciardini