Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If…

“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the…

— Molly Harper

“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been…

— Hilary McKay

“World domination is just my side gig.”

— Tanjlisa Marie

“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of…

— Tamra Torero

“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where…

— Ally Carter

“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle…

— Josephine Myles

“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to…

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He…

— Penny Reid

“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake…

— EverSkeptic

“Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“Leave me alone, or I will shoot,” a woman’s husky voice rang out through the broken window. “I'm not too afraid to blow your…

— Rose Wynters

“Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.”

— Simon Dunn

“Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic”

— Anonymous