Damn stupid vampires and their stupid sense of stupid…

even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal.…

— Meg Cabot

I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people.

— Anonymous

“it is really impossible to appreciate what is meant by the Tao without becoming, in a rather special sense, stupid.”

— Alan Wilson Watts

“V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.”

— Carrie Vaughn

I've always had a fascination with vampires. It's not that I'm exactly fascinated with the dark side. It's the human struggle with it. How…

— Sheryl Lee

“You're in the beginning stages of a transition." "Into what?" "You're transforming into a beautiful and powerful vampire.”

— Stacy Claflin

He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopless a thing as it might have been.

— Patricia Briggs

Some of my fondest and most impressionable movie memories are from those early sci-fi and horror films. I've always been a Dracula/vampire aficionado, being…

— Ray Wise

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.

— Jeaniene Frost

“Carol, a swing-shift cocktail waitress in the Bird of Paradise's show lounge had gotten home (guesswork, here) around 2:15 - 2:30, poured herself a…

— Jeff Rice

When they took me to do the camera test for the vampire make up, after they put the prosthetic on, I went though the…

— Julie Benz

“Jessica: If we only have daughters? Lucius: If we have only daughters, I will be the happiest vampire alive. For I have come to…

— Beth Fantaskey

Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets..

— Cassandra Clare

“Women want to be bitten and swept away by a sparkling, 100-year-old, handsome vampire.”

— Chrissy Peebles

But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable.

— Anne Rice