Barcelona Boner,-he was a Spanish chap, and boned…

Life's Like a Boner , It Gets Harder And Harder

— Anonymous

“It’s a boner not a monster,” he growled, waving a hand to the erection her gaze continued to flicker back and forth from. “You’re…

— Lora Leigh

My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.

— Ted

Unfortunate stuff about being a guy in school and a really hot girl sits on your lap and you have to resist getting a…

— Padraig

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung…

— Barry Webster

Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon.

— Jeremy Limn

“Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!”

— Georgia Cates

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Everytime I Think Of You.

— Brittany_Snyder

“Please. The boy gets a boner every time you walk into the room." My eyes pop back open. Does she mean that figuratively or…

— Stephanie Perkins

Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video

— Ashton Irwin

“But I don’t follow Kate. And the reason is simple: Have you ever tried to run with a boner staring up at you? No?…

— Emma Chase

Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz

— Blades Of Glory

Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.

— Rudy Espinoza

'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.

— Anonymous

My boner is the best thing that can ever come from a girl's mouth.

— Nikhil Saluja