I’ve had so much coffee I’m on the ceiling.

I never laugh until I've had my coffee.

— Clark Gable

You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now what?

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me after I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

— Rina Suryakusuma

I'm not a morning person: I can't function until I've had a coffee - or several.

— Alastair Reynolds

I've always been a coffee-lovin' fool, from the time I was a kid.

— Joey Kramer

IF I've CoFFEe ==eveY houre ThEn i'lL rUle tHe wOrld ;

— Lotus

I can write, He floated up to the ceiling, and a baby rabbit came out of his pocket, grew wings, and flew away. And…

— Humphrey Carpenter

“A chair, a table, a lamp. Above, on the white ceiling, a relief ornament in the shape of a wreath, and in the center…

— Margaret Atwood

Work hard, earn a great living, get whatever you want out of life, have all the stuff you want. But there should be a…

— Sandy Duncan

“There's no such thing as a glass ceiling for women. It's just a thick layer of men.”

— Laura Liswood

Dont flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling!..

— Anonymous

The message I like to convey to women and girls across the globe is that there is no glass ceiling.

— Venus Williams

I'd hit my head on the ceiling, standin on top of my cash.

— Chamillionaire

The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the…

— Craig Brown