Whatever happens, I’m glad we ate that bleeping lizard.

“Whatever happens, I’m glad we met. You’ve made the past few days more bearable for me. Thank you.”

— Jason Medina

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

— Jim Gaffigan

“Yeah, listen, listen, gotta dash, things happening-- well, four things-- well, four things and a lizard.”

— The Doctor David Tennant

I love playing 'Madame Vastra.' Although I do suffer, spending three-and-a-half hours in make-up every morning to have her lizard skin put on. I…

— Neve McIntosh

“With Lizard, I felt overwhelmed by the desire to touch her skin, to kiss her, hold her, make love to her,no matter how it…

— Banana Yoshimoto

Under the ground seep the toxins of the population that lives above. If you have to, you will eat roots and earthworms. It is…

— Francesca Lia Block

“A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution.”

— Anthony Marra

“I am like a lizard: changing color every day.”

— Fridrik Erlings

“I’m now requesting you refrain from calling me this early in the morning, before I’ve had a chance to steel my defenses against hearing…

— Richard Finney

Tell your lizard (brain) to shut up.

— Seth Godin

I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!

— Jim Morrison

“the lizard living at the base of her spine”

— James S.A. Corey

“Stole this from a lizard for you - D”

— John Green

“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.”

— Qwen Salsbury

“Even lizard + baby can be director.”

— Robert Robert