If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

“Albert never could see the nose in front of his face, if it was raining soup he’d be out there with a fork.”

— Pierre Lemaitre

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a…

— Liam Payne

We can drink soup with a fork, it will only take long time! As long as we are patient, we can drink it even…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

— Brendan Behan

I come from both sides of the spectrum: I grew up listening to hip-hop and R&B then learned how to make a track by…

— Lotic

Where did that flashlight come from?" Chloe asked. "My purse." Chloe looked at Tara. "She carries a flashlight in her purse." "For emergencies," Maddie…

— Jill Shalvis

At New Year's he had given Anne a present of silver forks with handles of rock crystal. He hopes she will use them to…

— Hilary Mantel

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed…

— Emo Philips

Blaming guns for murder is like blaming forks for obesity.

— Rush Limbaugh

This is really good,” Donovan Caine said, attacking his third strawberry pancake. “You sound surprised,” I said. He shrugged. “I just didn’t think an…

— Jennifer Estep

If you see someone lying out knives and forks consistently, but then one day those knives and forks become weapons you're not sure if…

— Antoine Fuqua

When it comes to forks in the road, your heart always knows the answer, not your mind.

— Marie Forleo

A language possesses utility only insofar as it can construct conventional boundaries. A language of no boundaries is no language at all, and thus…

— Ken Wilber

Some people are like ants. Give them a warm day and a piece of ground and they start digging. There the similarity ends. Ants…

— Hal Borland

A man has a right to use a saw, an axe, a plane, separately; may he not combine their uses on the same piece…

— Thomas Jefferson