That awkward moment when you have to fart. butt ur afraid…

That awkward moment when you fart and your friend says I think one of the dogs just farted.

— Lexi Lou

That Awkward Moment when your fart out loud in public

— InFinity

That awkward moment when you fart in the library.

— Anonymous

That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust.

— Evan Ceaser

That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it.

— Anonymous

Smtimes, when u dont ask questions, its not bcoz u are afraid that someone will lie to ur face.Its because ur afraid theyll tell…

— Hemantsmarty

That awkward moment when your shoe makes a farting noise and everybody looks at you. Then you try to make the sound again but…

— Ta

The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly...

— Epifania Savea

Awkward Moment 1: When you try to cough, but your cough turns into a fart, then people stare at you.

— Arjun Loveable

The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart…

— Lol

“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.”

— Stella Lennon

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart…

— Sherman Alexie

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron

Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul…

— L. Neil Smith