I liek to poop poop poop poop

“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

“Hey, if you poop on my blankets..." "Please. War gods do not poop on blankets..Well except for that one time..”

— Rick Riordan

Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got…

— Iyanla Vanzant

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants…

— Dana Gould

I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all.

— James Alan Gardner

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop,

— Ted Nugent

I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone…

— Joel McHale

On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them. To disguise…

— George Saunders

All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when…

— Kurt Vonnegut

When I get excited I want to poop

— Snooki

Girls don't poop... But talk a lot of shit

— Weston Swagg

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

— Craig Benzine

If some people think, "Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop?" I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's…

— Neal Barnard

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.

— Robert Pattinson