Them doggone kids.

I would tell kids not be like me, but to try and be better than me. Because I always wanted to be better than…

— Danica Patrick

I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.

— Anonymous

Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare,…

— Tom DeLay

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter…

— Patricia Heaton

My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad.

— Mark Teixeira

We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.…

— Phil Robertson

There are a lot of kids out there copying and distributing movies - not because they care about seeing the movies or sharing them…

— John Perry Barlow

It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is…

— Roger Ebert

I've got three kids, so there's not much downtime.

— Rich Froning Jr

I talk to my mates about our kids, being too tired and being worn out.

— Holly Willoughby

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…

— Zach Braff

I love playing for my country, getting the support. Especially for the kids and everybody, showing my example of what I can achieve so…

— Maria Sharapova

With young kids (I have four including the newborn) times passes weirdly for me.

— Paul S. Kemp

You gotta have a little kid in you to play football.

— Herman Edwards

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

— Bernard Manning