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The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to…

— Arthur Bloch

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.

— Nick Offerman

My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and…

— Anonymous

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that makes you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with…

— Michelle Villaflor Amante

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.

— Bill Maher

I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over 'The Onion' or 'Calvin and Hobbes.' That was considered completely normal.

— Simon Rich

The onion and its satin wrappings is among the most beautiful of vegetables and is the only one that represents the essence of things.…

— Charles Dudley Warner

Books should confuse. Literature abhors the typical. Literature flows to the particular, the mundane, the greasiness of paper, the taste of warm beer, the…

— Richard Rodriguez

Acting is like peeling an onion. You have to peel away each layer to reveal another.

— Juliette Binoche

I have a trainer who comes three times a week and just listens to me moan... and I keep fit and keep moving... and…

— Ringo Starr

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face…

— Anonymous

When you first start off trying to solve a problem, the first solutions you come up with are very complex, and most people stop…

— Steve Jobs

This is the pathless path - returning to where you were initially before you got lost. The deepest truth in you is where the…

— Ram Dass

For me, I start at the place that my characters are human. I start at the place that they are onions that are layered…

— Mara Brock Akil

“Gisahin mo ang sibuyas at kamatis..." (Saute the onions and tomatoes...)”

— N.T. Alcuaz