God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.

The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability…

— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

— Robert Benchley

“If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.”

— Amit Kalantri

I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.

— The Rolling Stones

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to…

— Loren Eiseley

“Your inner want-monkey," he repeated. "The part of yourself that secretly wants to throw shit if you don't get what you want. You know,…

— Miranda Evans

Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not…

— Maureen Johnson

A monkey is unaware that atoms exist. Likewise, our brainpower may not stretch to the deepest aspects of reality. The bedrock nature of space…

— Martin Rees

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.

— Kenneth Grahame

It wasn't until a few years ago, when I was going through old Facebook pictures with a friend, and happened upon a photo of…

— Lolly Adefope

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing…

— French Montana

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

— Joseph Stilwell

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

— Albert Einstein

The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

— Sarah Monette

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.

— Tom T. Hall