Vermin Supreme

Free speech is very important.

— Vermin Supreme

I'm just a regular guy.

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Strong teeth for a strong America.

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I'm a friendly fascist.

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Free ponies for all Americans!

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I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws.

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Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay.

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The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!

— Vermin Supreme

Together my friends, we will ride our ponies into a zombie-powered future.

— Vermin Supreme

It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy.

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My neighbors know who I am and what I do, but they like me for who I am.

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It is only the dogmatic, and the humorless, that don't succumb to my charm.

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I'm the only candidate that will fund time-travel research.

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Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum.

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I've been truly blessed with an amazing audience and fan and support base.

— Vermin Supreme

The police represent the authority of the state, the willingness of the state to use violence to assert their will.

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I think I would make a much better president than Ted Cruz, and with a little luck maybe I'll get more votes,…

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For too long, this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.

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I believed I paved the way for Donald Trump. I brought ridiculousness to politics and he saw an opening and just jumped…

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The militarization of the police is obviously not a secret. And the militarization of the force is to circumvent Posse Comitatus.

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I am a beacon of hope to a vast number of young people and others who are still disillusioned and disgusted with…

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I'm a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best…

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Imagination is very important to having vision and trying to find things that are different, alternate ways.

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I've scrubbed many, many landmarks. I scrubbed the Kremlin back in '98. We had a mandatory-toothbrushing parade; we had the text of…

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When I was younger, it was very easy to ignore me because I was like some crazy hippie kid. But as I've…

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I've run as a Democrat, but I was not a Democrat. And when I ran as a Republican, I was not a…

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When you create Hope in people, you create expectations. When you do not fulfill those expectations, when the change becomes more of…

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Yes I am a politician - I will promise you anything your little electorate heart desires - because you are my constituents,…

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I think the important thing to understand about the free pony program is, of course, it is an absolutely free pony program,…

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We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it…

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In a scholarly manner I have made it a habit to collect different crowd-control manuals, and I read them to the police…

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The more ties you wear, the higher rank you are.

— Vermin Supreme

People ask, Vermin, are you planning on using ponies as currency? The answer is no.

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My answer to the climate crisis is, has, and always will be weather domes!

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Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.

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A country's future depends on its ability to bite back.

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Anarchists believe we can run our lives without the government.

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My own personal goal was always to beat Lyndon LaRouche.

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All club owners are vermin. So I was Vermin Supreme with my Fabulous Galaxy Lounge.

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As a rule, I feel more comfortable on the Republican slate.

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