Tiny Tim

In this business, you gotta hustle.

— Tiny Tim

I hope I dont give music a bad name.

— Tiny Tim

I don't want people to think lm hypocritical.

— Tiny Tim

One day in 1952, I woke up with a high voice.

— Tiny Tim

Some of the best things in life cost just $2.

— Tiny Tim

I don't believe in birth control.

— Tiny Tim

The only thing I think of is the next hit record.

— Tiny Tim

I don't know why, but I felt as if I was always behind the eight ball, so to speak.

— Tiny Tim

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-been.

— Tiny Tim

I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time.

— Tiny Tim

Boy George was only 7 years old when I was hot in '68.

— Tiny Tim

The only thing I pray for is the strength to go out without complaining.

— Tiny Tim

I love the past. I read about the past all the time.

— Tiny Tim

I want to get a hit record, and I know I can be good in horror movies.

— Tiny Tim

My parents had to work hard, and I was always looking for a way to make it big - for their sakes…

— Tiny Tim

As long as those pretty girls notice me, I don't care if they say, 'Ghastly, horrible'... I live for the beautiful angels.

— Tiny Tim

As long as you're recording and they pay the fee, it's like a lottery ticket. You never stop trying.

— Tiny Tim

Whenever I sang, I said to myself, 'Maybe tonight.' I would never let down, no matter how few people were listening.

— Tiny Tim

I believe that President Nixon was right in what he did at Watergate. Lack of respect for authority and things like socialism…

— Tiny Tim

If the cap ain't on my Crest, if it's squeezed from the middle and not the bottom, there's a problem.

— Tiny Tim

Be content to be what you are; shiny stones and silver bangles only make you look what you really are.

— Tiny Tim

If you go back to the minors, you have to start swinging and hitting the ball again. I've been in the minors…

— Tiny Tim

I had simply been inspired by Arthur Godfrey (40's) and Ukulele Ike and Cliff Edwards (20's). In there day, they were huge…

— Tiny Tim

I was in Australia in 1983 and did a stunt in a lion's cage.

— Tiny Tim

Better to marry unhappily 100 times than to live happily forever in sin.

— Tiny Tim

I think they should give me a spot on 'Dallas' or 'Dynasty' or one of those shows.

— Tiny Tim

I keep recording and recording, but they always stay on the rack and never get out there.

— Tiny Tim

The devil reigns in me more than in any man I can think of.

— Tiny Tim

Believe it or not, I'd love to go to the moon.

— Tiny Tim

In this business, you're as good as your last hit record, and mine was more than 26 years ago.

— Tiny Tim

I always bring my little ukelele along in my shopping bag which my dear, sweet father bought me. After all, you just…

— Tiny Tim