Thom Yorke

I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war.

— Thom Yorke

I went to a boys' school, and I didn't realize that most guys join bands because they wanted to get girls. I…

— Thom Yorke

I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that…

— Thom Yorke

I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.

— Thom Yorke

In America, there seems to be more focus on the idea that it's important to do things differently. In Britain, it's not…

— Thom Yorke

Up above Aliens hover Making home movies For the folks back home Of all these weird creatures Who lock up their spirits…

— Thom Yorke

We don't have to stand on a soap-box and preach because hopefully we're channelling it through the new record.

— Thom Yorke

Drying up in conversation You will be the one who cannot talk All your insides fall to pieces You just sit there…

— Thom Yorke

I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was…

— Thom Yorke

Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or 'lift' objects? Holograms, all of…

— Thom Yorke

I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and…

— Thom Yorke

If we got into a situation where people start burning our records, then bring it on. That's the whole point. The gloaming…

— Thom Yorke

Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her…

— Thom Yorke

Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small…

— Thom Yorke

Well, I've been reading a lot about the fifty years since the Second World War, about Western foreign policy and all that.…

— Thom Yorke

I have this thing about my own voice on record. No matter what I sing, it sounds really serious, and I sound…

— Thom Yorke

I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I…

— Thom Yorke

I think we're entering a very dangerous time. The West has set itself up, decided it's in charge, not for good intentions,…

— Thom Yorke

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What…

— Thom Yorke

If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

— Thom Yorke

Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic…

— Thom Yorke

There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for…

— Thom Yorke

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab,…

— Thom Yorke

Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand.

— Thom Yorke

All of our saddest songs have somewhere in them at least a glimmer of resolve - Street Spirit has no resolve. It…

— Thom Yorke

Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

— Thom Yorke

The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour…

— Thom Yorke

I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs…

— Thom Yorke

It's maybe a good thing to try to make music that feels reassuring in some ways - something that's got a good…

— Thom Yorke

Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.

— Thom Yorke

I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's…

— Thom Yorke

I think escape is sort of like coming to a show with ten thousand other people and responding to that moment. Sharing…

— Thom Yorke

They love me like I was a brother They protect me, listen to me They dug me my very own garden Gave…

— Thom Yorke

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born…

— Thom Yorke

Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.

— Thom Yorke

It annoys me how pretty my voice is...that sounds incredibly immodest, but it annoys me how polite it can sound when perhaps…

— Thom Yorke

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the…

— Thom Yorke

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to…

— Thom Yorke

There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this…

— Thom Yorke

Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please…

— Thom Yorke