Ted Nugent

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.

— Ted Nugent

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

— Ted Nugent

I'm so much fun. Every kid wishes I was their grandpa! I'm the Motor City Madgramps.

— Ted Nugent

We are a nation of laws, not a nation that ignores laws if it benefits the Democrat Party.

— Ted Nugent

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

— Ted Nugent

A man must stand up for what he believes in - especially in this culture war between good and evil.

— Ted Nugent

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.

— Ted Nugent

Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

— Ted Nugent

And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony…

— Ted Nugent

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes…

— Ted Nugent

I started singing with the Amboy Dukes in '87. I sang 'Oh Baby Please Don't Go,' the old Van Morrison song by…

— Ted Nugent

If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I…

— Ted Nugent

Unfortunately, there are people in America, there are people in politics, there are people in positions of authority, who want to forcibly…

— Ted Nugent

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun…

— Ted Nugent

If enough Americans determine I could do a better job in public office, and Mrs. Nugent and my beloved family agree, there…

— Ted Nugent

My memory bank has overflowed out of control forever. I'm surprised my smile hasn't killed me yet. I have lived an indescribable…

— Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The…

— Ted Nugent

Isn't my music the last of the real rhythm and blues? Isn't it great? It's because of my musicians, we were weaned…

— Ted Nugent

To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble…

— Ted Nugent

With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one's logic and intellectual calculating…

— Ted Nugent

If the American public were accurately polled, I suspect the results would find Bonnie & Clyde, Bill Clinton, Ponzi Scheme scamster Bernie…

— Ted Nugent

I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being - to earn an experiment…

— Ted Nugent

Everybody I hang with - the ranchers, the farmers, the cops, the teachers, the plumbers, everybody I hang with - they've got…

— Ted Nugent

I'm stoned on my music. I'm intoxicated by my joyful calendar between the tours, and the hunting, and the charity work, and…

— Ted Nugent

Civil disobedience is the core of American defiance against kings and emperors.

— Ted Nugent

If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.

— Ted Nugent

The Nugent family is a solid asset. What works for us would work for all humankind.

— Ted Nugent

I am always writing music. I have got unlimited ideas because I have been clean and sober for my entire life.

— Ted Nugent

Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie.

— Ted Nugent

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

— Ted Nugent

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

— Ted Nugent

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

— Ted Nugent

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.

— Ted Nugent

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

— Ted Nugent

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

— Ted Nugent

There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.

— Ted Nugent

My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

— Ted Nugent

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

— Ted Nugent

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

— Ted Nugent

If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.

— Ted Nugent