If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now — Shubham Joshi Fish Copy Share Image
If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Shubham Joshi Diet soda Copy Share Image
Just remember that somewhere in the other corner of the world someone is happy because you are happy :) — Shubham Joshi Happiness Copy Share Image
As there is no body without a soul, in the same manner there is no love without pain. — Shubham Joshi Body Copy Share Image
Life starts with an illusion called love and ends with the magic called death¦ — Shubham Joshi Death Copy Share Image
Protect girls like your DAUGHTER, love her like WIFE, respect her like your MOTHER. Let them live. — Shubham Joshi Children Copy Share Image
Here is the cover of my upcoming book...soon imma upload it on wattpad and hopefully it will be in stores by december… — Shubham Joshi Books Copy Share Image
When a girl opens her clothes for you she is trying to show her trust and love for you instead of her… — Shubham Joshi Fashion Copy Share Image
Who says love cannot happen twice,first love is your mom and second you love your partner..the only difference is first love protects… — Shubham Joshi First love Copy Share Image
I promise you to walk 1000 miles with you...I just need you to promise me that you will walk back with me¦ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
In search of a perfect person, don't lose a true one. Because perfection is fantasy while truth is a reality. — Shubham Joshi Fantasy Copy Share Image
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi Beautiful Copy Share Image
A man can stop loving his wife. But he will never stop loving the mother of his children¦ — Shubham Joshi Children Copy Share Image
Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, You want me to wear a condom!¨ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I am not saying that I hate you, I am just saying that if you were hit by a bus I would… — Shubham Joshi Driving Copy Share Image
If you want to achieve success you got to learn to face the failure. — Shubham Joshi Acceptance Copy Share Image
Kiss me and you'll see the stars. Love me and I'll give them to you. — Shubham Joshi Astronomy Copy Share Image
Dreaming of the person you want to be is a waste of the person you are. — Shubham Joshi Dreaming Copy Share Image
Love can only find its path back only if people in love are willing to walk that path¦ — Shubham Joshi Journey Copy Share Image
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
I want a girl in whose eyes I can see the whole world..i really want to see france — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
Every heart has pain only the way of expressing is different. Fools hide it in tears while the brilliant hides in their… — Shubham Joshi Expression Copy Share Image
God exists in two things-love and death While you are in love u dont understand what god is¦till u know what god… — Shubham Joshi Death Copy Share Image
Though the elevator only goes to the top floor, there is always a staircase to the roof. — Shubham Joshi Achievement Copy Share Image
Go ahead & play with Love. But, when you realize you want to be serious, Love is gonna play with you! — Shubham Joshi Love Copy Share Image
Teenage relationship enters the door of immature love and ends in bed having sex — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Im very close to my dad. Hes about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
There are two typos of people in the world.one who can edit and one who cannot. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I dont care or think about the people in my past…theres some reason why they din't make it to my future. — Shubham Joshi Attitude Copy Share Image
Death is like a old whore in a bar---i''ll buy her a drink but wont go upstairs with her — Shubham Joshi Death Copy Share Image
Don't read success stories, you will only get a message. Read failure stories, you will get some idea to get success. — Shubham Joshi Failure Copy Share Image
I love the pain when u bite my lips I love the touch when I hold tight ur hips.. Please darling give… — Shubham Joshi Lips Copy Share Image
A cigarette of trust and a puff of smoke creates a perfect smoke of love.. — Shubham Joshi Love Copy Share Image
When you really really want to slap someone do it...just make sure to say 'mosquito' when you do it — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
Immature love and smoke have two things in common...both disappear after sometime — Shubham Joshi Immature Copy Share Image
A Girl can be a best friend,wife.enemy or worst nightmare.It just depends on how you treat her. — Shubham Joshi Best friend Copy Share Image
Even if u are 1000 miles away from me my love will find million ways to reach you — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
LOVE. A four letter word, over used and under appreciated. The meaning lost in a world of online dating and texts through… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
