Seth Grahame-Smith

put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Minions of Satan don’t react well to the Eucharist.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I'm a big, bombastic novelist and thrill-ride guy. I'm never going to win the National Book Award.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“... Of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I feel rather like a rabbit that has taken a fox for its pupil.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Never had she so honestly felt that she could have loved him, as now, when all love must be vain.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

It was this weird confrontation of these two delicious flavors that got me consciously or subconsciously combining Lincoln and vampires as an…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Pride and Prejudice' - perhaps more than any other Jane Austen book - is engrained in our literary consciousness.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“I do not expect I shall ever again have the opportunity of defending and murdering a client in the same day. -…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he speaks. And there is something of dignity in the way…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I think any period in history can be adapted into interesting fiction, as long as you approach the actual history with respect.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“It may perhaps be pleasant, but it is sometimes a disadvantage to be so very guarded. If a woman conceals her affection…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Some novels present a story form many points of view. Most movies tell only one person's side of the story. Sometime it's…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I know of nobody that is coming, I am sure, unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in- and I am sure…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“The Catholic Church created strict guidelines for the rite of exorcism back in 1614—guidelines that have remained largely unchanged in 400 years.…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

And when this intoxication has worn away... when every desire is fulfilled and every language learned- when there are no more distant…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Father may have been wanting in some things, but here he was masterful. Night upon night, I marveled at his power to…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Miss Bennet, I am quite aware of your superior talent for cutting down the Lord's forsaken flock. I merely mean to spare…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

It's absurd to think of 'Pride and Prejudice,' this classic, beloved book, beset with a zombie uprising. The goal is to make…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Your quarrel is with God. I merely wish to offer Him the opportunity to judge you.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Miss Todd, I want to dance with you in the worst way.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I dare say she means to keep you from his attentions. Your honour demands she be slain.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

However, it has long been said that "my enemy's enemy is my friend.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“The only certainty is that we shall never be certain.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith

We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood

— Seth Grahame-Smith

We pore through libraries, dissecting the classics" Henry Sturges- vampire

— Seth Grahame-Smith

Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.

— Seth Grahame-Smith

I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as…

— Seth Grahame-Smith

“He had decided long before that he was going to loathe her. It was inconvenient therefore that she was kind.”

— Seth Grahame-Smith