He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers... — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. — Roddy Piper Dictionary Copy Share Image
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
If you are the heel, and if you are doing your job right, you are most hated. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. — Roddy Piper Inspirational Copy Share Image
I broke my right ankle. Four ribs. One rib went into my liver. My spleen. My back in two places. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Wrestling has a tremendous entrance plan. You come in, and it's, 'Boy, here you are. It's rock and roll; it's wonderful.' It's… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
We got an old saying: I would rather you punch my teeth down my throat than throw a popcorn punch! — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Cry Copy Share Image
'Piper's Pit' was totally unscripted - everything just happened - thus, innovation was a challenging must to accomplish. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
For anyone who's not familiar with 'Piper's Pit,' they need to know one thing - there's absolutely no rules. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an… — Roddy Piper Accidents Copy Share Image
I was raised by the last of the Gorgeous George era. You don't let somebody come from some other business, walk in… — Roddy Piper Beauty Copy Share Image
You never let somebody come from outside the business, have their way with the business, and then leave the next day and… — Roddy Piper Business Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1… — Roddy Piper History Copy Share Image
I remember I did a character in 'Robocop' years ago - Commander Cash. I wore this really ridiculous outfit, and my face… — Roddy Piper Character Copy Share Image
I was trained by, at the time, the toughest man in the world. Not according to him, either. His name is 'Judo'… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
For years and hundreds of thousands of miles, I drove with one knee, with the eight-track and the light dome on in… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
With Hulk, I don't agree with all his choices, but you know what, I don't hear people saying all the great things… — Roddy Piper Choices Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Kids Copy Share Image
Bret Hart is my cousin, I'm told. Didn't know that until I was, I don't know, 28, 25. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
