“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens” — Ray Palla Gun Copy Share Image
“My hands are way too big to text. I’d need short hand for my hands. -Foot to Pad” — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority” — Ray Palla Authority Copy Share Image
“Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like… — Ray Palla Food Copy Share Image
“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even… — Ray Palla Annoying people Copy Share Image
“Regarding politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other. Someone has to walk the fence and… — Ray Palla Cats Copy Share Image
“…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“Eyebrows and hair singed off, Hector is barely recognizable under a lathering of day-glow orange. He appears to have been tarred-and-feathered with… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
