“When it comes to open flame, you're never as 'far enough back' as you think you are.” — Phil Elmore Fire Copy Share Image
“When talking apes from the future land on the beach, slay them.” — Phil Elmore Apes Copy Share Image
“Never resolve with violence what can be addressed with cutting commentary.” — Phil Elmore Crime Copy Share Image
“To learn, you must understand what you do not know. It is not enough to know you do not understand.” — Phil Elmore Education Copy Share Image
“I've always had trouble with the subjunctive. I wish that were not the case.” — Phil Elmore Copy Share Image
