“And when you’re ready to cut his balls off, I will provide the knife.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“She disliked me. But she worshipped my brother. He didn't see her, not really. Not like I did.” — Penny Reid Brother Copy Share Image
“She watched me. I watched her. Kissing, touching, and cherishing each other, we made love. And it was essential.” — Penny Reid Love Copy Share Image
“Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Derek gave me a look that was part sheepish, but mostly whatcha-gonna-do, amiright?” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“in their backyard, their impending eviction from the trailer park, and Cousin Serena’s” — Penny Reid Eviction Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Funny Copy Share Image
“We’re taking it a hundred miles north. That’s a hundred miles closer to where you are. I’ve decided units and measurements of… — Penny Reid Beauty Copy Share Image
“Your jokes are terrible." Greg grinned, walking me backwards into my suite and wagging his eyebrows he corrected me, "It's pronounced tremendous.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Over the last several days, I'd done a fair amount of practiced focusing on my present state of "lesness" - homelessness, joblessness… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“He’d chosen his muffin, now he had to live with that choice. And whether or not she ultimately wanted his sausage was… — Penny Reid Choice Copy Share Image
“But when Marie laughed, when her mouth curved in a perfect arch, when her eyes became the combined colors of hydrogen on… — Penny Reid Happiness Copy Share Image
“If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing;but, since we lived in the 21st century I would have… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Why are you crying, Marie? I didn’t know. I honestly had no idea. Feelings? Whoremones? Maybe a nearby, but as of yet… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I felt like Scarlett O’Hara after she was kissed by Rhett Butler, confused and anxious and swoony and wanting it to happen… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I think you need to give me a pet name—a term of endearment." His face was its typical impassive mask, but I… — Penny Reid Affectionate Copy Share Image
“Our youngest brother, Roscoe, was in town from vet school because this week marked the one-year anniversary of our mother’s death. Ashley had… — Penny Reid Brother Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink the water that will allow it to enter into… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, rants, facts, contrivances, and incidents are either the product of the author’s… — Penny Reid Book Copy Share Image
“In that moment the world tilted, and I completely lost control of my sex organs. Apparently my vagina, uterus, and ovaries were… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Why are heroines in romantic novels—despite their cleanliness and enviable lifestyles—so unlikeable? It’s like they’ve been hit with a vanilla ninny stick,… — Penny Reid Deserve better Copy Share Image
“Come to Mama, baby girl.” Sandra kissed my forehead and held me in a tight embrace; lest I forget her profession as… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“the point of kintsugi is to treat broken pieces and their repair as part of the history of an object. A break… — Penny Reid Broken pieces Copy Share Image
“When people are overwhelmed, they can't see past their own campfire.” — Penny Reid Campfire Copy Share Image
“Bravery was still bravery, no matter how clumsy the execution.” — Penny Reid Bravery Copy Share Image
“Sorry. That was melodramatic. Let me clarify: I didn’t want to die, I wanted to be unconscious.” — Penny Reid Melodramatic Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Men live simply but are not simple. Boys are simple but do not live simply.” — Penny Reid Boys Copy Share Image
“With you there are only two distances that matter: Here. Not here. You are not here.” — Penny Reid Distances Copy Share Image
“Some people reject their God given gifts because society makes them feel ashamed when they shine.” — Penny Reid Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Three things cannot hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.” ― Gautama Buddha” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Never try to be other than you are. You are perfection, just as you are.” — Penny Reid Excellence Copy Share Image
“Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode.” — Penny Reid Italy Copy Share Image
“I had reclusive tendencies for a reason, I couldn’t be trusted to live in the world and make decisions on my own.” — Penny Reid Decisions Copy Share Image
“He was hot like lava and sexy like cake. Wait, like lava cake. Yum.” — Penny Reid Humor Copy Share Image
“We see the strengths and faults in others that we do not or cannot recognize in ourselves.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“It’s seductive, to live in a virtual space, especially when the real world isn’t what you want it to be.” — Penny Reid Real world Copy Share Image
