Patti Harrison

There is this awkward discomfort when you're doing comedy on camera because people aren't allowed to laugh so that they can get…

— Patti Harrison

I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma…

— Patti Harrison

I literally never thought I would be playing a pregnant cis woman earnestly. I thought maybe I'd do that in a sketch…

— Patti Harrison

Hopefully, we're moving toward a place where representation conversations won't have to happen so much because the playing field is more level.

— Patti Harrison

I have a concealed carry, so I actually have a few guns that I keep. I keep them in my big, giant…

— Patti Harrison

It's fun to gossip and stuff. But once it's millions of people - the scale of that, I think, is more damaging…

— Patti Harrison

A lot of what I say isn't my real thoughts, it's this character, and maybe that's true for a lot of comedians.…

— Patti Harrison

I know that I'm very feminine and that I can pass in a lot of situations, but I think a lot of…

— Patti Harrison

Improv is really fun but it's a lot harder to show people your work if they don't come to your show. Something…

— Patti Harrison

There are so many rom-coms that I think are insane. But they're the kind of movies that I put on when I…

— Patti Harrison

To me, it feels like every time I'm watching some trans story, it's about their grief around their gender. And there's not…

— Patti Harrison

My solo stuff for live shows is very meandering. I write a lot of slower bits that give me room to improvise…

— Patti Harrison

Cisgender people tend to want trans stories of triumph that are easy to metabolize. I want to make things that are subversive…

— Patti Harrison

There aren't a ton of trans people in general, so in any vocation there's probably not going to be a ton of…

— Patti Harrison

The more money that's involved in something, it's usually because there are more hands involved. There are more interests to serve.

— Patti Harrison

It's really cool to read feedback. I'm trying not to engage too much, though, because I spiral out even if the reviews…

— Patti Harrison

I feel like my timeline has moved so many times in my brain. I used to be like, 'Maybe like 30' because…

— Patti Harrison

If you constantly draw attention to yourself, spend all day distracting everyone, and cost taxpayers millions of dollars, the perfect job for…

— Patti Harrison

I don't even think Trump knows what transgender means. He probably thinks transgender people are those cars that turn into robots.

— Patti Harrison

I'm sorry, I see everything in life as a song, so every word spoken is lyrics. If you're going to get to…

— Patti Harrison