Noel Edmonds

I have delivered lambs, calves and foals on our farms over the years.

— Noel Edmonds

I'm very sensitive to criticism, particularly when it's very, very personal.

— Noel Edmonds

Reality shows have caused fatigue amongst the public.

— Noel Edmonds

I do a form of meditation every day anyway.

— Noel Edmonds

You don't do everything in life in order to make money.

— Noel Edmonds

I know I'm not smarter than a 10-year-old.

— Noel Edmonds

I'm the last person to claim that I'm sane.

— Noel Edmonds

I have business interests in Dubai, Monaco and all over the world.

— Noel Edmonds

I was brought up to be loyal, trustworthy, hardworking and to deliver. If you hired Noel Edmonds to do something then, by…

— Noel Edmonds

I spent a lot of Saturday night on BBC television, being chased around by yellow rubber balls.

— Noel Edmonds

Whether you call it meditation, self-reflection or just shutting everything out, I am quite good at that.

— Noel Edmonds

It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish…

— Noel Edmonds

I may be Marmite but there's a hell of a lot of people that seem to like Noel's version of Marmite.

— Noel Edmonds

If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if…

— Noel Edmonds

Water can communicate. It's communicating with us, it's communicating with other water.

— Noel Edmonds

Every single human being can achieve a perfect vibrational balance between their positive and negative energy.

— Noel Edmonds

If I was prime minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border. Then we…

— Noel Edmonds

If you want to be happy you need to think of yourself as a container of energy. There is a universal energy,…

— Noel Edmonds

Orbs are little bundles of positive energy and they think they can move between 500 and 1,000 miles per hour. They look…

— Noel Edmonds

HBOS had robbed me of my marriage, my family, my businesses, my longstanding friend and business partner, my income, my investments, my…

— Noel Edmonds

Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These…

— Noel Edmonds

I'd quite like to put Noel Edmonds who was on the television and radio in a compartment and remember all that with…

— Noel Edmonds

I was a diligent little boy at my primary school and then I went to public school and became mediocre at most…

— Noel Edmonds

I think cancer - I'm not an expert or a doctor - but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams…

— Noel Edmonds

The majority of business people are sheeple.

— Noel Edmonds

I think too many people take life too seriously. I'm having a ball!

— Noel Edmonds

I didn't find Saturday night television difficult.

— Noel Edmonds

I used to be very frightened of failure.

— Noel Edmonds

I've had a fantastic relationship with the British public.

— Noel Edmonds

You don't just stop believing in something because it doesn't always work.

— Noel Edmonds

Mentally, I am quite good at self discipline.

— Noel Edmonds

If you want to get things done in life, you don't go into politics. If you want to get things done in…

— Noel Edmonds

Is there a bigger hypocrite than Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the CEO of 'Lords Bank?'

— Noel Edmonds

We've sussed that we've paid all this money to watch ourselves entertain ourselves. We have more members of the public on TV…

— Noel Edmonds

Someone accused me of having 'gone off the rails' but I've never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy…

— Noel Edmonds

What's the point of life if we can't be positive, have fun and make the world a better place?

— Noel Edmonds

If ailing British companies such as Rolls-Royce, Land Rover, British Airways and Cadbury can be turned around, there is still hope for…

— Noel Edmonds

I haven't got a problem with sheeple calling me crazy. What's sane? What is crazy?

— Noel Edmonds

No Botox, no facelifts. I've had two laser surgeries for my eyesight, that's it. The rest is down to good genes and…

— Noel Edmonds

I'm very proud that on my passport it says: 'broadcaster,' and that's what I see myself as.

— Noel Edmonds