“Is your nasty natural?" I heard myself asking. "Or did you get it implanted?” — melissa jensen Nature Copy Share Image
“Love is one of two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second.” — Melissa Jensen Love Copy Share Image
“If they sing 'Endless Love' or 'No Air,' I'm disowning them both.” — Melissa Jensen Disowning Copy Share Image
“Guys generally need us to come with subtitles, cue cards, and liability waivers.” — Melissa Jensen Greatness Copy Share Image
“That's the thing about Willing: There's always someone happy to let you know exactly what your place is.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I was still convinced that I was going to wake up, or walk out of a bathroom, or look up from my… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“One may hide cruel. One may even hide a certain amount of madness. One can never hide stupidity.” — Melissa Jensen Madness Copy Share Image
“Never my favorite part of the night, the bride and groom smearing cake on each other's face.I'm with Frankie; it can't be… — Melissa Jensen Bride and groom Copy Share Image
“What is it about those two words - I'm sorry - that makes otherwise articulate guys into babbling idiots?” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Alex was late. I was grateful. I was also incredibly nervous and I'd gotten mascara in my eye. I blinked a lot… — Melissa Jensen Mascara Copy Share Image
“I started to feel calm,almost, almost convinced that I was really the kind of girl who could swim with sharks.And then a… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Frankie looks like he might break your heart a little. Daniel looks like he might rip it from your chest, still beating,… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Nonna likes Halloween, but draws the line at a costume, although she's been known to scare small children as she looms over… — Melissa Jensen Children Copy Share Image
“But Chase might be out for a few weeks. He has tendinosis." "That's too bad," I muttered. As far as I was… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Alex shrugged out of his jacket and slung it onto the bed.When he reached for mine, I tried to remember if I'd… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I ripped the sketch from the wall. "Liar." Edward looked more ravaged than usual. "That is a terrible word, coming from you."… — Melissa Jensen Affair Copy Share Image
“The cuddler and its buddies were all on the other side. That didn't make me feel much better. I watch Animal Planet.… — Melissa Jensen Face your fears Copy Share Image
“She reached into her pants pocket and pulled out a pair of gunmetal-framed reading glasses. She flicked them open, switchblade-style, with a… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“He recognizes a sea goddess when he sees one," Alex said, nudging me with his arm. "It's a ray," I retorted. "Its… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I knew no one was going to chase me for cutting school,especially not in a museum ("Hey,you! What do you think you're… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“For two weeks now,we'd been meeting when we could. Which, tragically, had been all of four short times: three at his house,… — Melissa Jensen Kissing Copy Share Image
“What do you know about 1969, anyway? It was after your time." "I know everything." He gave me that sleepy-eyed smile of… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Truth or dare." "Not fair. You already had a turn." "Correct me if I'm wrong, but this little excursion was to make… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“There's a moment everyone knows, when you look down at your fresh white shirt and realize you've spilled Coke or egg yolk… — Melissa Jensen Scar Copy Share Image
“It was only nine o'clock, and I was already exhausted.The first half of the day with Bridezilla hadn't helped, but bu two,… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“ Something I don't want anyone to know, Alex? I am a dissillusioned former hopeless romantic with larcenous tendencies.But I did kill… — Melissa Jensen Hopeless romantic Copy Share Image
“So I went to history, where I paid a little attention,French, where I paid none, and then to art. I convinced Ms.… — Melissa Jensen Art Copy Share Image
“The five of us followed her to a shallow pool. A few feet away was the shark tank. It looked a lot… — Melissa Jensen Fish Copy Share Image
“Maybe if he hadn't paused to take an audible breath, we wouldn't have heard it. But as it was, the creak from… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Teddy Roosevelt?" I suggested. Sadie and I had been trying to figure out the second mathlete's costume for a few minutes. He… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“1. "Ahem. I know you hate Mondays, madam, but you picked the absolutely wrong one to play hooky. Or be sick. Yes,… — Melissa Jensen Mondays Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I looked. Or saw, I guess. I didn't go digging through your book. The pages fell out." "Yeah. I kinda… — Melissa Jensen Books Copy Share Image
“It hit me,then,while he stared down at me with a slight frown.I was standing almost chest to chest with Alex Bainbridge in… — Melissa Jensen Comic book Copy Share Image
“I think he painted the way he did," I answered, "because he had something perfect with Diana." I braced myself for her… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“This would be the third year that she would try halfheartedly to keep her mother unaware that there even was a Fall… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“But like he said, it was clean, and it was very, very cool. I told him so.He beamed. Then ordered, "Seat belt!"… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“I figured Maxine probably had bathroom trips preplanned and efficiently choreographed.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Relationships are like Whack-a-Mole. You squash one annoying deformity and another one pops up in no time.” — Melissa Jensen Relationship Copy Share Image
“It was the first time I'd been in her office without her there, intimidating me into immobility.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
