The Mondays are not going to last for ever and I can't live that lifestyle for ever. — Bez Copy Share Image
I love Mondays and I'm not gonna apologize to you people for making good life choices. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Cops before breakfast.Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wouldn't life be perfect… If sweatpants were sexy, Mondays were fun, Junk food was good for you, Homework didn't exist, Girls weren't… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but… — Ndamukong Suh Copy Share Image
I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been to strong, I just work straight through the holidays and sometimes… — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
Wouldn't life be perfect if Sweatpants were sexy,Mondays were fun, Junk food didn't make you fat,Girls didn't cause so much drama,Guys weren't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they… — Shannon Woodward Copy Share Image
“The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because… — Kenneth Fearing Copy Share Image
Being in Happy Mondays has been like a long marriage with highs and lows. We've known each other since high school and… — Bez Copy Share Image
Obviously we make a living out of the Happy Mondays. We've been 30-odd years in the industry and couldn't really go out… — Bez Copy Share Image
“To the normal person, waking up on Mondays can suck. Let's face it: who enjoys having to wake up early on a… — Amanda Maxlyn Copy Share Image
“1. "Ahem. I know you hate Mondays, madam, but you picked the absolutely wrong one to play hooky. Or be sick. Yes,… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
What happens is that, you know, on Mondays, at least in the Senate, you know, Monday night we'd have what you'd call… — Olympia Snowe Copy Share Image
“Before I knew it, my daily schedule had started to look a lot like this: Monday: Woke up, thought of Ryder; went… — Ramona Wray Copy Share Image
Even when my mum used to edit the paper she would come home, put us to bed and then go back to… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I've had days when I go in my bedroom for 24 hours at a time. I call them my Cilla Black days,… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
“The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“We didn’t know what he did on the weekends. What sort of person showed up on Monday and had no interest in… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
