Maureen Johnson

When I worked in theater, I was always writing things on Post-it Notes and sticking them on screens or desks. Twitter has…

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We heard her come halfway up the stairs, where she must have seen the bedroom light on. Again, the normal parent reaction…

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Before I take you into the beating heart of the story, let’s get one thing out of the way. I know from…

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Ah," he said. "I had an . . . artistic disagreement with the director of the panto. As it happens, I take…

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He's been in love with Miss Gina since high school, but he doesn't really know how to talk to girls, so he's…

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It took a lot of women like that, a lot of women who said "I'm not going to do what you expect…

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I followed your footsteps," he said, in answer to the unspoken question. "Snow makes it easy." I had been tracked, like a…

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“Listen, haircut...' Did you just call me haircut ?' he asked. Yes. You know there's no reason we can't go online. It's…

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With that, I splashed some water on my face, fixed on a smile, and stepped out. I would find Jerome. I would…

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Spicy food and I have a close relationship—an obsessive one, in fact. If it’s spicy, I want it. I want to sweat…

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It was fine," I said stiffly. "We played Mouse Trap." "Is that what they're calling it these days?" she asked, throwing me…

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“It was a bit on the frantic side, maybe because neither one of us had done the metal preparation, so we were…

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I decided to deflect her attitude by giving a long, Southern answer. I come from people who know how to draw things…

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“Want to make it a date, haircut?' she asked. 'As soon as I can scrape together the cash for the train ticket?'…

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It rang and it rand and it rang. I looked at the screen one last time, then at Stuart, and then I…

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“Eton produced Society's Monsters - everyone knew that. Politicians, mostly, and occasionally people who ran banks and all the other institutions that…

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Sometimes artist like to catch themselves looking out, let the world see them for once. It's a signature. This one is a…

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The locker at the end of her bed had no lock, and one of the hinges was busted. She opened it up.…

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“You want to play?" Ellis yelled. "All right, then! I played a lot of video games as a kid, bitches!" "There!" Oliver…

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This kind of thing always amazed Ginny--people who just walked away from institutions. People who left school when they didn't see the…

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It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber,…

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Even though she had been warned, she tripped over the bike. She probably tripped because she'd been warned and was telling herself…

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