“My eyes went as crazy as Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry's love-child.” — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“Tiff was a voice major at Appalachian State and had been singing in the St. Barnabas choir for a couple of years… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“Benny only worked on major feast days since some of the parishioners complained about the smoke, but, as far as I was… — Mark Schweizer Copy Share Image
“Back, a few years ago, when Benny Dawkins was learning the Doubly Inverted Reverse Swan, the trick that won him third place… — Mark Schweizer Sunday morning Copy Share Image
“He works in profanity the way another artist might work in watercolors, each word carrying various hues and subtleties not available to… — Mark Schweizer Art Copy Share Image
