Kevin Hart

YOU GONE LEARN TODAY!!!

— Kevin Hart

I love you Kevin

— Kevin Hart

It's about to go down.

— Kevin Hart

You sleep or nah

— Kevin Hart

U aint gon do shit !!

— Kevin Hart

Flip that ! Bust that!

— Kevin Hart

Pin the tail on his ass!

— Kevin Hart

Oh my god noooooo...

— Kevin Hart

Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!

— Kevin Hart

Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

— Kevin Hart

Ay man get money, birdman, "bddahhhh!

— Kevin Hart

Anybody that smack their knees twice is an assassin

— Kevin Hart

SAY IT WITH YO CHEST! LIL ASS NIGGA

— Kevin Hart

Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.

— Kevin Hart

'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.

— Kevin Hart

I love women with attitude.

— Kevin Hart

“There is no need to seek external approval when you already have internal approval.”

— Kevin Hart

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

— Kevin Hart

Im sick of this motherfucker man,kev pin tha tail on this nigga

— Kevin Hart

Hey grandpa... When was the last time you got some ass?

— Kevin Hart

The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else.

— Kevin Hart

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

— Kevin Hart

Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!

— Kevin Hart

I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?

— Kevin Hart

If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin…

— Kevin Hart

People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!'

— Kevin Hart

There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to…

— Kevin Hart

Just because your environment or living space changes doesn't mean that your attitude necessarily has to change.

— Kevin Hart

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

— Kevin Hart

My mama Told Me 2 tell u to mind yo blank blank bisness blankity wit yo 2 puls 2 don kno wat…

— Kevin Hart

This younger generation that's around, that's tweeting, Facebooking and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to…

— Kevin Hart

“You need a teacher, because those who can’t do, teach. So if you wanna learn something, go to someone who can’t do…

— Kevin Hart

I'm pretty much an open book. I've pretty much talked about anything I'm going through onstage. Between interviews and curious fans, I've…

— Kevin Hart

When you're in these movie deals and the studios are talking, they're putting business deals and packages together, but they're making calls…

— Kevin Hart

What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you're put in relationship with God, and you have…

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...YEA BITCH, DO YOU WANT,IT? YOU DONT WANT IT, REAL NIGGAS, ALL DAY, BY MYSELF, GUN ON MY WAIST, SMILE ON MY…

— Kevin Hart

The people around me haven't changed. The people who have been in my life since the beginning are still in my life…

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Everything is an open book. I don't speak on other people's hardship, but if it happened in my life or something that…

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Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn't just a director. He's potentially a friend,…

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Yeah! Real niggas. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All…

— Kevin Hart