“Scientists say that the twenty percent must go somewhere because of something to do with something called “thermodynamic laws,” but police officials… — Joseph Fink Humor Copy Share Image
“But a person doesn’t need experience or knowledge of something to have opinions about it. It turns out all they need for… — Joseph Fink Knowledge Copy Share Image
“But here is the truth of nostalgia: We don’t feel it for who we were, but who we weren’t. We feel it… — Joseph Fink Nostalgia Copy Share Image
“Words are an unnecessary trouble. Expression is time wasting away. Any communication is just a yelp in the darkness.” — Joseph Fink Communication Copy Share Image
“Saying a moment is awkward has never made an awkward moment better, but it’s a tactic that humans keep trying over and… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Sunday morning the Night Vale PTA will be holding a raffle. Tickets are only $2 each, and the winner, as usual, will… — Joseph Fink Sunday morning Copy Share Image
“Like a lot of my creative decisions (and important life decisions, come to think of it), I don’t have any sort of… — Joseph Fink Decision making Copy Share Image
“Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“I think like Joss Whedon [Stephen Moffat] often mistakes ‘empowered’ for ‘strong in exactly the way I personally want to sleep with” — Joseph Fink Comic Copy Share Image
“You have always been important. You have always been something. Age just reveals the facts that always were, Dana. Experience uncovers the… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“You turn to me and ask, “Do you ever think about suicide?” I look away from you and close my eyes, eat… — Joseph Fink Suicide Copy Share Image
“But belief is only step one. Action is step two. Fighting for what you believe is step two. Solidarity is step two.… — Joseph Fink Faith Copy Share Image
“He recognized them for what they were: humans, who were right about some things and wrong about other things and certain about… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Inside her mind was the deep black of the night sky. No stars, no moons or planets, just an infinite darkness from… — Joseph Fink Astronomy Copy Share Image
“The Night Vale Unified School District indicated that fewer than one in five tarantulas graduate from high school. Indeed, most spiders never… — Joseph Fink Education Copy Share Image
“A tarantula inched between the keyboard and mouse, as if it were playing the game where it can only move one leg… — Joseph Fink Time Copy Share Image