One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people. — Jim Goad Career Copy Share Image
Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
You have to be careful because those feelings and bitterness can take over and consume in a bad way. — Jim Goad Anger Copy Share Image
Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up. — Jim Goad Gender Copy Share Image
I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. — Jim Goad Humor Copy Share Image
In contrast to how my father treated me, I won't hit him, I won't call him evil, I'll give him affection, and… — Jim Goad Affection Copy Share Image
When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
The average human's fundamental project is to find someone else to blame for their problems. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Though your major media kept smacking me upside the head with the word "multicultural," you goddamned Australians are the most racist bunch… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at… — Jim Goad Christianity Copy Share Image
Nowadays, you suffer the same risks - ostracism, career loss, possible assault - for being perceived as racist that you would have… — Jim Goad Assault Copy Share Image
I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell… — Jim Goad Breaths Copy Share Image
Whenever I visit an industrialized nation that isn't the United States, it immediately becomes apparent how much more educated and informed and… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A primary flaw in my psychology is that I'll give people a hundred yards' worth of rope with which to hang themselves,… — Jim Goad Flaws Copy Share Image
Negative opinions about me don't faze me unless I respect the person giving the opinion, which is rare. And if it's someone… — Jim Goad Giving Copy Share Image
In my long, long years toiling around the publishing industry, I've found that women simply don't stick to the writing with the… — Jim Goad Fervor Copy Share Image
“[The militia experts] accuse antigoverment agitants of paranoia, yet they spin around and claim that militias speak in coded phrases, have underground… — Jim Goad Conspiracy Copy Share Image
I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Here's an easy one: "Race is an entirely social construct." No, it's partially one, depending on how any given society seeks to… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Beware of anyone who calls you bad names merely for asking honest questions. Beware of anyone who insists on reframing your sincere… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as "America's leading expert on the militia movement" writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
“When you die, your sphincter muscles relax to the point where you empty your bowels. While alive, you instinctively maintain enough anal… — Jim Goad Alcohol abuse Copy Share Image
I believe "human sexuality" is one of the most ridiculous aspects of being a human, and here I was, facing publications whose… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people. "Wait - he beats women and seems… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
When you're indiscriminate in allowing people to post, the loudest and emptiest voices invariably drown out everyone else. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm finished with it. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
It's not exactly courageous to be an anti-racist these days; a hundred years ago, it was. — Jim Goad Anti racist Copy Share Image
I've never had a meth habit, I don't walk around naked, and unless I'm actively provoked, I'm generally polite and well-spoken. — Jim Goad Habit Copy Share Image
The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable. — Jim Goad Diet Copy Share Image
I don't regret any of my transgressions, because I believe I paid for them a million times over. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths. — Jim Goad Desire Copy Share Image
I certainly didn't emerge from prison regretting anything I ever wrote, nor did I feel remorse for my crime in the least. — Jim Goad Crime Copy Share Image
The idea of "karma" reeks of primitive religious superstition, so I don't place a lot of stock in it. — Jim Goad Ideas Copy Share Image
I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison. — Jim Goad Crime Copy Share Image
If anything, I've probably tended more toward humor in my writing and veered more toward pleasure in my personal life. — Jim Goad Humor Copy Share Image
What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality. — Jim Goad Equality Copy Share Image
I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along. — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions. — Jim Goad Good intentions Copy Share Image
The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always… — Jim Goad Aliens Copy Share Image
![“[The militia experts] accuse antigoverment agitants of paranoia, yet they spin around and claim that militias speak in coded phrases, have underground bunkers, and are secretly conspiring to take over the world and enslave minorities. They say it's lunacy that men at the pentagon can conspire, yet…” quote by Jim Goad](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/508/jim-goad-4989_conspiracy_the-militia-experts-accuse-antigoverment_2562671.png)
