The only good reason for swimming, so far as I can see, is to escape drowning. — Helen Cresswell Copy Share Image
There are few more frustrating things in life than being told something that you already know but cannot admit to knowing. — Helen Cresswell Discretion Copy Share Image
Machines are the opium of the masses. If all the machines in England were thrown into the North Sea tomorrow, we should… — Helen Cresswell Computers Copy Share Image
“Further communication with her husband seemed hopeless. Between them yawned the chasm that divides those who have consumed champagne before breakfast from… — Helen Cresswell Communication Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely. — Helen Cresswell Comedy Copy Share Image
