Comedy brings out this rage in people: they get furious when they don't like something. I have some lovely hardcore fans. — Greg Davies Anger Copy Share Image
I have no desire to work my adrenal glands any harder than necessary. I like lazing around; it's pretty important to my… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I?… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
In my 20s and early 30s, I was very much a man lost at sea, with very little direction in life, and… — Greg Davies Direction Copy Share Image
There is nothing bad about this job. Comedians have nothing to complain about. That doesn't mean I'm not constantly moaning and worrying. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
My favourite place in Britain is... my home county of Shropshire. I think it's one of the most beautiful places in the… — Greg Davies Beautiful Copy Share Image
When I've mentioned my screen wife is Helen Baxendale, so many people have burst out laughing. My self-esteem has been crushed by… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Some friends think I'm dull now. But I think it's great that I'm no longer trying to make everyone laugh in the… — Greg Davies Friends Copy Share Image
The truth is, I should have never done teaching. I did teaching because I didn't have the bottle to have a go… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
I was a very young 21-year-old. I was very scared. I spent three years at university in west London, and I went… — Greg Davies Ambition Copy Share Image
If you're doing a job, and you secretly want to do a different job, you start to blame the job. I was… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
It often occurs to me that this is a strange way to make a living. But it's wonderful, too. There are many… — Greg Davies Aging Copy Share Image
I don't know why comedians moan about touring; you get driven to a town, stay in a hotel, work for an hour… — Greg Davies Comedians Copy Share Image
Myself and some kids on our estate became obsessed with the creation of the ultimate go-kart. This ambition culminated in the creation… — Greg Davies Ambition Copy Share Image
'Man Down''s my absolute priority. If they give me another series, I'll throw everything into it because I really like the characters.… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
My dad always told me that, as far as he's concerned, I can do whatever I choose in life as long as… — Greg Davies Aggression Copy Share Image
Anything my dad says about what I say about him, I can remind him of ten examples where he publicly humiliated me.… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I am most certainly not rich. But I am a man who is intrinsically lazy. And I'm more than happy to put… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I frequently meet ex-pupils who seem to think I didn't totally ruin their educations, so that's something. — Greg Davies Education Copy Share Image
My dad, who had spent his life as a lecturer, said, 'That's all very well, but you need to earn a living,… — Greg Davies Dad Copy Share Image
I swam for the county when I was 12. You wouldn't think it to look at me now, but I'm as graceful… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I wasn't a happy teacher, but I also wasn't an absolute psychopath like the teachers I portray on screen. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I've never disguised the fact that I wasn't happy in teaching. But the reason was that I wanted to do comedy. I… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
Don't say I was an inspirational teacher - my former pupils would laugh their heads off. I was grossly incompetent, but I… — Greg Davies Children Copy Share Image
Kids are great. They are endlessly fascinating and bizarre. But I also think that if I had left them on their own… — Greg Davies Children Copy Share Image
I don't watch an awful lot of television. It's a very strange thing, and I don't know a lot of people who… — Greg Davies People Copy Share Image
Carla Lane's 'Butterflies' seemed to be on in our house at all times when I was a kid, as did 'The Good… — Greg Davies Fawlty towers Copy Share Image
I grew up in Shropshire, but I was born in Wales. There was a hospital seven miles away, but my dad drove… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When you're trying to enter something as intimidating as comedy, starting out with a support network of likeminded people is a powerful… — Greg Davies Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was 17, my dad was teaching in the States. He hired an A-Team-style van, and we drove all over. My… — Greg Davies Being Copy Share Image
'Man Down' is not a serious study of the human condition: it is a balls-out attempt at making people laugh. So nobody… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
I would spend a lot of time setting up an accident scene where it appeared that I had seriously hurt myself -… — Greg Davies Accident Copy Share Image
Me and my sister made up a game called 'Milky Cow'. We were on holiday in France when I was 12, and… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
One day I woke up, had an early mid-life crisis, and decided it all had to change. I went and did Logan… — Greg Davies Change Copy Share Image
I rather like finding out instantly whether you've been successful or not. It's a cliche, really, but the fact is that every… — Greg Davies Every night Copy Share Image
I was a drama teacher, so I had the opportunity to show off in front of a captive audience. I essentially did… — Greg Davies Audience Copy Share Image
Humour is learned behaviour, and I know exactly why I learned to be funny. I did it from a very early age.… — Greg Davies Age Copy Share Image
I have no system of writing. It's chaos. I could be upside down on my bedroom floor; I'll be scribbling on a… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
My dad is the funniest human being I've ever met in my life - for years, I'd watch him hold court in… — Greg Davies Amazing Copy Share Image
