“Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type. — Danny Wallace Language Copy Share Image
The people around you are you. They share your history. They can even write it with you. And when you lose one,… — Danny Wallace Doubt Copy Share Image
“I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA… — Danny Wallace Coffee Copy Share Image
A man came up to me at a party and asked if I wanted to be in his video game. I of… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“My wife said to me recently that she hates couples who finish each other's sentences for them. I agreed that it was… — Danny Wallace Marriage Copy Share Image
“It's funny. Dev had always said disposables were different. That what they contained was more special because you couldn't instantly see inside.… — Danny Wallace Time Copy Share Image
“I love London. I love everything about it. I love its palaces and its museums and its galleries, sure. But also, I… — Danny Wallace Buckingham palace Copy Share Image
“At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a… — Danny Wallace Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Because it is illegal to talk to a stranger on a train, it can sometimes be confusing when someone stands on your… — Danny Wallace Clowning Copy Share Image
“Why doesn't he say something to her? But I knew why. Because there's the creeping fear that these moments don't actually exist… — Danny Wallace Fear Copy Share Image
“This might just be two people in a queue, but this has become a mighty battle of wills - a war between… — Danny Wallace Queue Copy Share Image
“Sometimes life isn't magical, you see. Sometimes life is everyday. Its a trip to the keycutters in a rushed lunch break. It's… — Danny Wallace Everyday Copy Share Image
“ "I saw you and I see you every day. I greet you every day. Can you read my eyes? I miss… — Danny Wallace Bus driver Copy Share Image
Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
I think we all have those moments at one point or other in our lives... when we see someone and immediately imagine… — Danny Wallace Amazing Copy Share Image
“Denn das Einzige, was ich an der Hoffnung nicht leiden kann, das Einzige, was ich daran rundwegs ablehne, auch wenn es niemand… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
