Craig Bruce

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

— Craig Bruce

Something is always simple until you try it.

— Craig Bruce

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

— Craig Bruce

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

— Craig Bruce

I am woman, hear me bitch.

— Craig Bruce

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

— Craig Bruce

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

— Craig Bruce

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

— Craig Bruce

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

— Craig Bruce

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

— Craig Bruce

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

— Craig Bruce

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

— Craig Bruce

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

— Craig Bruce

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree…

— Craig Bruce

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the…

— Craig Bruce

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

— Craig Bruce

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

— Craig Bruce

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

— Craig Bruce

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

— Craig Bruce