CM Punk

Best of luck in your future endeavors!

— CM Punk

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

— CM Punk

The Shield was my idea.

— CM Punk

The CM stands for Cole Miner.

— CM Punk

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

— CM Punk

Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing

— CM Punk

I read 'Y: The Last Man' once a year.

— CM Punk

I am fat and I don't care.

— CM Punk

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

— CM Punk

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

— CM Punk

I've shattered every negative stereotype people had about me.

— CM Punk

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

— CM Punk

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

— CM Punk

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

— CM Punk

I am officially a member of The New Breed!

— CM Punk

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

— CM Punk

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed…

— CM Punk

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of…

— CM Punk

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of…

— CM Punk

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

— CM Punk

Punk rock and straight edge will always be married together. As far as me integrating that with wrestling, I learned a lot…

— CM Punk

When someone else is making money off of you and using your body, you need to step off the carousel.

— CM Punk

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

— CM Punk

I'm somebody who tries to remain positive and looks forward to setting goals and reaching them. But that's easier said than done.

— CM Punk

Obviously, I carved out a pretty successful path and career for myself. But I'm kind of fascinated with, for lack of a…

— CM Punk

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings... that didn't end... in some sort of horrible…

— CM Punk

I think you could split my fans up just like any other guy's fans. Some of them are cool, and some of…

— CM Punk

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm…

— CM Punk

No matter how much people want to pretend that they're embarrassed by it, that they don't watch it, everybody knows about it.…

— CM Punk

A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never…

— CM Punk

Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of…

— CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in…

— CM Punk

This is not the Spanish announce table!

— CM Punk

We have the worst security!

— CM Punk

I read 'Preacher' once a year.

— CM Punk

Greg Rucka's 'Lazarus' is amazing.

— CM Punk

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

— CM Punk

I am The Catalyst of Change

— CM Punk

Looks like he's dressed for court.

— CM Punk

My name's Punk. CM Punk.

— CM Punk