Charles M. Schulz

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

— Charles M. Schulz

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

— Charles M. Schulz

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

— Charles M. Schulz

“A watched supper dish never fills!”

— Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is a warm puppy.

— Charles M. Schulz

Happiness is a sad song.

— Charles M. Schulz

“a little offending never hurt anybody”

— Charles M. Schulz

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

— Charles M. Schulz

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

— Charles M. Schulz

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

— Charles M. Schulz

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

— Charles M. Schulz

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

— Charles M. Schulz

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

— Charles M. Schulz

“More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck.”

— Charles M. Schulz

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

— Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

— Charles M. Schulz

“Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, "is life like golf or is it more like baseball?" Then a voice…

— Charles M. Schulz

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

— Charles M. Schulz

No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I…

— Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has…

— Charles M. Schulz

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the…

— Charles M. Schulz

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time...…

— Charles M. Schulz

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know…

— Charles M. Schulz

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

— Charles M. Schulz

“There's the house where that little red-haired girl lives... Maybe she'll see me, and come rushing out to thank me for the…

— Charles M. Schulz

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs…

— Charles M. Schulz

“You mean you're going to send the same form letter to the Great Pumpkin, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?" "Why not?…

— Charles M. Schulz

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Rats! Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog... Especially when it's raining. You're looking forward to a great breakfast... When it arrives,…

— Charles M. Schulz

Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit on the head by…

— Charles M. Schulz

“I think I know what's wrong with you... Walk up onto that pitcher's mound... Does your stomach hurt now?" "Yes! Ow! Ooo!…

— Charles M. Schulz

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

— Charles M. Schulz

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

— Charles M. Schulz

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

— Charles M. Schulz

“Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!”

— Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

— Charles M. Schulz

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

— Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

— Charles M. Schulz

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

— Charles M. Schulz