Charles M. Schulz

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

— Charles M. Schulz

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

— Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for…

— Charles M. Schulz

It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My…

— Charles M. Schulz

“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't…

— Charles M. Schulz

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

— Charles M. Schulz

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual…

— Charles M. Schulz

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't…

— Charles M. Schulz

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I…

— Charles M. Schulz

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let…

— Charles M. Schulz

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do…

— Charles M. Schulz

Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Ten milligrams equals one centigram. Ten decigrams equals one gram. Ten grams equals one grampa." "Keep going... I can hardly wait to…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Oh yes, I'm at my happiest when I have a good idea and I'm drawing it well, and it comes out well…

— Charles M. Schulz

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm…

— Charles M. Schulz

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

— Charles M. Schulz

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

— Charles M. Schulz

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on but…

— Charles M. Schulz

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of…

— Charles M. Schulz

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it...

— Charles M. Schulz

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

— Charles M. Schulz

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have…

— Charles M. Schulz

“I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything…

— Charles M. Schulz

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..."…

— Charles M. Schulz

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it…

— Charles M. Schulz

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running…

— Charles M. Schulz

“Once when Monty was in kindergarten, I had read to him and was trying to get him to go to sleep. He…

— Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

— Charles M. Schulz

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie:…

— Charles M. Schulz

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

— Charles M. Schulz

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

— Charles M. Schulz

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I…

— Charles M. Schulz

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious…

— Charles M. Schulz

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

— Charles M. Schulz

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

— Charles M. Schulz

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how…

— Charles M. Schulz

“So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown? Yes, and I'm so happy... Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to…

— Charles M. Schulz

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

— Charles M. Schulz

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

— Charles M. Schulz