“I had to start watching [ The Real Housewives of New Jersey ] every week because, well, my IQ was just too… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“ [Home Economics Textbook from 1950] : "Make [your husband] comfortable. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
“This phrase did not have the ring of verisimilitude because I am famously bad at math. If I'm in charge of tipping… — Celia Rivenbark Gratitude Copy Share Image
![“I had to start watching [ The Real Housewives of New Jersey ] every week because, well, my IQ was just too high. I mean seriously up there. What can I tell you? After watching every episode, I am now officially as dumb as that brown, particle-like stuff you find outside and don't want to track…” quote by Celia Rivenbark](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/8d2/celia-rivenbark-15261_real-housewives_i-had-to-start-watching-the-real-housewi_1973746.jpg)
![“[Home Economics Textbook from 1950] : "Make [your husband] comfortable. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in low, soft, soothing tones, allowing him to relax and unwind." Mama Celia : "Place a pillow over his head and hold it there until he promises to do at least one…” quote by Celia Rivenbark](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/93f/celia-rivenbark-15261_50-s_home-economics-textbook-from-1950-make-y_2262615.jpg)
