I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I… — Carrot Top Audience Copy Share Image
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's… — Carrot Top Adidas Copy Share Image
Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did,… — Carrot Top Boys Copy Share Image
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I… — Carrot Top Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top Billboards Copy Share Image
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a… — Carrot Top Future Copy Share Image
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
