Like me, most of my fellow artists struggle within the confines of what is 'politically correct.' — Bez Art Copy Share Image
In a funny sort of way, the ramshackle bunch known as the Happy Mondays were a lifesaver for me. — Bez Comedy Copy Share Image
My Flying Bus stage at Glastonbury is really special to me and a great hangout for the hardcore party people. — Bez Copy Share Image
Labour has sold working class Britons down the river. Meanwhile, the Tories are now beating us black and blue in a dark… — Bez Blue Copy Share Image
For me, it doesn't matter who it is, who's the head figure of America. — Bez America Copy Share Image
Life throws up these conundrums but you always come away having gained knowledge. — Bez Copy Share Image
I've always eaten healthily; I've always been quite athletic and sporty, and I've always lived a balanced lifestyle. — Bez Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I once did 'Mastermind' and I'm happy to say I didn't finish last. — Bez Copy Share Image
I had my first go on a horse the other day down at the yard on a big giant, it's like a… — Bez Copy Share Image
They look after themselves, bees. Bit like a cat, really. They just come in and go out, as the fancy takes them.… — Bez Bees Copy Share Image
I always advise my sons to believe that they can do whatever they want, and they do. They're very similar to me… — Bez Copy Share Image
I went to live with my grandparents when my parents threw me out. Then I went to prison at the age of… — Bez Age Copy Share Image
Normally I've been burning lots of calories by dancing, going to shows and generally being active. But since we went into the… — Bez Being Copy Share Image
I was deemed difficult to deal with and I blame my behavioural problems on the measles jab. I've got no proof though;… — Bez Copy Share Image
I was quite worried about old Shaun as he isn't the healthiest man in the world. I've always told him to take… — Bez Copy Share Image
I've lost count of the number of blokes who've come up to me over the years and said 'thanks for making it… — Bez Copy Share Image
I cant wait to start yoga - I've never done yoga before so that should be really funny. — Bez Funny Copy Share Image
If you want to do something about things, you've got to get into the corridors of power and take them on. — Bez Copy Share Image
My old fella was a policeman; he was a chief inspector of the anti-terrorism squad. — Bez Copy Share Image
Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at… — Bez Copy Share Image
Trump is an all-American President. You don't get there unless you've been chosen by the leading elite. — Bez All-american Copy Share Image
We've got older now but I'd love nothing more than to have Shaun back in my life again so we can enjoy… — Bez Copy Share Image
Nobody got half of my politics because I was saying everything should be free. — Bez Copy Share Image
When I was growing up in Salford, I was always in trouble. It was stuff like petty crime and all sorts of… — Bez Copy Share Image
I couldn't believe that I'd got to the age of 50 and was feeling that my life was just beginning. — Bez Age Copy Share Image
I just love the apple. There's no contest as far as fruit goes, in my eyes. It comes from the garden of… — Bez Copy Share Image
We've been really fortunate - part of Factory Records, part of the Manchester scene that went worldwide. — Bez Factory Copy Share Image
I bought my Mrs. a cake mixer, had her baking me cakes and biscuits every day and I was spending over £100… — Bez Baking Copy Share Image
I'm a beekeeper and take beehives into schools, along with juices and organic vegetables. — Bez Copy Share Image
So basically America, they are the Knights Templars of, and they've taken us into, perpetual war - that's their game. — Bez America Copy Share Image
