Anonymous

I hate cocky guys. Really, tone it down man.

— Anonymous

No problem, I'll get a penguin to show us

— Anonymous

Attention seekers are worthless!

— Anonymous

Love is a friendship set to music.

— Anonymous

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

— Anonymous

I can't believe I'm still sad over you.

— Anonymous

We tried not to age, but time had its rage.

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You bring out the best in me.

— Anonymous

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

— Anonymous

Good advice is often a doubtful remedy, but generally not dangerous because it has so little effect…

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Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most LONELY person

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A change of heart, a change of attitude, that is all you need, to turn a seemingly bad situation good.

— Anonymous

Recession leads to depression, from our obsession, of what was once our possession

— Anonymous

When they are saying life is not fair they don't know that life doesn't have relation fairness at all.

— Anonymous

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

— Anonymous

Dont ever give up if u still want to try dont ever wipe a tear if u still want to cry

— Anonymous

Never chase people who leave you behind... Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you. Let them go... Their part…

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Even in decline, a virtuous man increases the beauty of his behavior. A burning stick, though turned to the ground, has its…

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Anyone in your life who you let down your guard to has the key to change your perception on trust. Don't lose…

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“As we continued upward, I thought about how adults sometimes complain that kids only think about ourselves, but it’s not true. We…

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May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels, smile upon you on…

— Anonymous

Dear crush, I want our relationship to be like Tom & Jerry; no matter how many times we fight, we won't be apart!..

— Anonymous

If a girl cares about you she'll get upset over little things and if you can't handle that, go for a hoe…

— Anonymous

Justin beiber: I wanna have sex with miley cyrus His dad: Why? Justin Beiber: I'm gonna do it really hard and see…

— Anonymous

Don't bite the hand that feeds u

— Anonymous

Fight for what you love, but don't compete for it...

— Anonymous

I'm way too blessed to have so much hate in my heart...

— Anonymous

Best friends. Its not a label, its a promise.

— Anonymous

Cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues...

— Anonymous

Never go to war unless you go to win

— Anonymous

I may smile, but I'm bleeding inside.

— Anonymous

Whats the use of your heart if Im not inside it?

— Anonymous

Just smile and say ... fuck you :)

— Anonymous

Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses.

— Anonymous

This must be a simply enormous wardrobe!

— Anonymous

I may be crazy but when u meet me I'm super crazy

— Anonymous

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

— Anonymous

Being happy is a choice. So I choose to be happy.

— Anonymous

Love her to the moon and back

— Anonymous

All I try to do is keep holding on..

— Anonymous