life is like a cucumber today in your mouth and 10 up your…

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That's all you need to know.

— Marcus Aurelius

“I was as cool as a cucumber”

— Jenny Han

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.

— Yuliya Snigir

I can see my competitors sweating, and I am cool as a cucumber.

— Adam Rippon

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.

— Gabriela Isler

“9.3.88.32.025: The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the…

— Jasper Fforde

Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

— Samuel Johnson

Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.

— Mark Lawrenson

The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need to know.…

— Marcus Aurelius

“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.”

— Lawrence Durrell

“The pearlfish swims up a sea cucumber's anus, makes itslef comfortable, and eats its host's gonads.”

— Matt Simon

I'm cool as a cucumber, baby.

— Thomas Middleditch

“Every day Fu-shee, the smaller children, and I fan out in the hills around Green Dragon to strip trees of their bark and leaves,…

— See Lisa

Heaven is a homegrown cucumber

— Alys Fowler