I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The…

Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.

— Wallace Stevens

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

— Denis Leary

The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

— Anonymous

Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ.

— Anonymous

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help…

— Fred Allen

Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,…

— Anonymous

Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.

— Douglas Horton

Jesus's resurrection is the beginning of God's new project.

— N. T. Wright

There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou…

— Emily Bronte

For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.

— Alice Freeman Palmer

'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights.

— Anonymous

Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan.

— Anonymous

Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart!

— Sarah Chauncey Woolsey

I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday

— Anonymous