I could never fall in love with someone with bad grammar.

What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: Bad grammar is the leading cause of…

— Dave Barry

“I RED A STUDY THA PPL WHO TYP N ALL CAPS R LESS INTELLGINT HAHA WHATEVA!!!1!!! ♥ ♥ ♥”

— John R. Lindensmith

Illiteracy at the poverty level (mainly a matter of bad grammar) does not alarm me nearly as much as the illiteracy of the well-to-do.

— Mary McCarthy

“Magic is like bad grammar; hang around it long enough, and it rubs off on you.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Relevance, Clarity, and Accuracy “Relevance” and “accuracy” refer to how well your ad copy matches what’s on your landing page. “Clarity” covers a wider…

— Perry Marshall

“Di lorong sebuah rumah sakit yang telah sepi, ketika malam telah merangkul bumi, seorang anak perempuan kecil yang buta memanjatkan sepenggal doa yang mengharukan,…

— Anonymous

I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then everyone thought…

— Nikhil Saluja

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

— Benjamin Disraeli

“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Pullum has special vitriol for Elements of Style, which he calls “E. B. White’s disgusting and hypocritical revision of William Strunk’s little hodgepodge of…

— Robert Lane Greene

He constructed a vast labyrinthine of periods, made impassable by the piling-up of clauses upon clauses-clauses in which oversight and bad grammar seemed manifestations…

— Jorge Luis Borges

What believer sees a disturbing omission or infelicity? The text, whether of prophet or of poet, expands for whatever we can put into it,…

— George Eliot

This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they are excited; I mean, in Narnia--in our world they usually…

— Anonymous

“a vast majority of employers now Google your name—yes, Google has become both noun and verb—before they’ll consider hiring you. There’s your new resume,…

— Richard N. Bolles

“She pointed to the paper lying on the breakfast nook table. "I don't think the person sending them is very smart." He pulled a…

— Janel Gradowski