Bermuda, the sunny southern twin of Halifax.

At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks.

— Hunter S. Thompson

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to…

— Dave Barry

I sing about UFOs and extraterrestrials, and so I designed a UFO fashion. It includes science-fiction bikinis and Bermuda Triangle shorts.

— Nina Hagen

You can't rent a car in Bermuda; about twenty miles long and two miles wide at its fattest, it deems itself too small for…

— Jonathan Miles

“In fact, I think that’s probably what the Bermuda Triangle is up to. It doesn’t mean to do any harm, and it’s actually pretty…

— Katie Heaney

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

— Mark Twain

“A woman calls from Seaview to say her linen closet is missing. Last September, her house had six bedrooms, two linen closets. She's sure…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Sailing became one of the mainstreams of my life. I suppose my father was an influence. I remember seeing a photo of him at…

— David Crosby

“There is nothing right about the triangle known as Bermuda. The only thing right is the knowledge you’ll be left behind if you try…

— Jarod Kintz

I want people to judge me on what we have achieved after five years. I will go back to my home in Bermuda, play…

— Fergus McCann

The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda shorts and a Lynyrd…

— Richelle Mead

Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so do the selves of…

— Mary Pipher

I want to fly a jet. I'd love to just be in the air and go mach 3 or mach 4. Or, I'd be…

— Kellan Lutz

On April 19 1943, the Bermuda conference gathered, with the participation of representatives from Britain and the United States, in order to discuss saving…

— Ariel Sharon

When people look at Bermuda, they see the beautiful beaches, the golf courses, the fishing, and that's what they should see. That's Bermuda. What…

— John Layfield