I never thought I would be divorced.

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That may seem like a long time to ponder something, but…

— Jarod Kintz

Nobody wants to get divorced.

— Ben Miller

My parents are divorced, and that was the last thing I wanted for myself. I waited until I was 36 to propose, and I'm…

— Josh Duhamel

Well, the world has a million writers. One would think, then, that good thought would be as familiar as air and water, and the…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know what I was thinking about on my way home? How different my life would be if you’d made that gash a little…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

How much easier my life would be if I did not love you! I thought. How much less painful, but how much plainer. How…

— Cameron Dokey

It's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird.

— Val Kilmer

I always worry that people are going to be very confused; sometimes timelines get confused with how movies get made. So when I say,…

— Jenna Fischer

Characterization is not divorced from plot, not a coat of paint you slap on after the structure of events is already built. Rather characterization…

— Nancy Kress

I have a son, and I was married for twenty years, and I got divorced, and there's a new woman in my life, and…

— Gary Kraftsow

In 2011, I announced that I was going to retire, and my agent panicked. So she says: 'No, no, no. You have to write…

— Isabel Allende

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

The psychological condition of fear is divorced from any concrete and true immediate danger. It comes in many forms: unease, worry, anxiety, nervousness, tension,…

— Eckhart Tolle

Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I…

— Kelly Ripa

My parents are divorced, and seeing that was really painful for me. Really painful for me. But that's also a big part of why…

— Banks