You kiss like a giraffe, Sergey Gregorio, but I must say…

This girl tell me, say she horny. She want to give it to me out the door. This girl fuck me like she know…

— French Montana

When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.

— Penelope Spheeris

“That was how I knew Nunzio used to refuse to take it up the ass. But he was doing it now and looked strung…

— Santino Hassell

“I was hot and horny as hell. Which was typical of me. I’m twenty-five, and I’m healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking…

— Fiona Thrust

I was long and lanky like a giraffe.

— Leighton Vander Esch

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

— Ann Landers

I'm 6ft 7in and I was a bit like a giraffe on the tennis court, though I did play at county level.

— Peter Jones

“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you aware, Mr Mayor, then when casually scrying the streets of London, you stand out like a giraffe on roller skates, yes?”

— Kate Griffin

“A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. 
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— Jarod Kintz

These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

— Anonymous

These animal crackers are nasty,this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.

— Anonymous

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

— Sophia Loren

“If you want to dress up like a giraffe, and go to school like that, and that makes you happy then do it!”

— Andy Biersack

I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like…

— Mel Gibson