My big studly giraffe." "My little horny monkey.

“With a final appreciative look, he mused, “My big studly giraffe.” “My little horny monkey.”

— Jim Provenzano

“Sex for pleasure with various partners is therefore more “human” than animal. Strictly reproductive, once-in-a-blue-moon sex is more “animal” than human. In other words,…

— Christopher Ryan

Who could believe an ant in theory? A giraffe in blueprint? Ten thousand doctors of what's possible Could reason half the jungle out of…

— John Ciardi

It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet.

— Joanna Lumley

If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the…

— Isak Dinesen

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for 30 days because they get infections... Males are…

— Newt Gingrich

Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. -

— Anonymous

Sophie is asking mum ‘Why am I NOT a doll NOT an adult NOT a boy NOT a giraffe?’ It’s so easy to miss…

— Christine Caine

No Child Left Behind ... is a giraffe with an elephant's body. ... You can't take the vision of Ted Kennedy and merge it…

— Steve Rauschenberger

Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe." What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.

— Douglas Coupland

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on…

— Pablo Picasso

When people think about the ark, they're always thinking about all the thousands of years of religious iconography of a ship with a bow…

— Darren Aronofsky

In his anti-Darwinian book... (and eponymously named The Neck of the Giraffe ), Francis Hitching tells the story... "The need to survive by reaching…

— Stephen Jay Gould

I very much like Kenya. It's hard to beat the Masai Mara and the idea of ballooning across it. I have a great time…

— Mark Burnett

I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.

— Anonymous